...Great. Good morning, everybody. Thanks for being here with us today. I'm Nick Jones, an Internet analyst here at Citi. If you need my disclosures, e-mail me directly, our corporate active team, and we can send those to you. And if you have questions, you can submit them through a text box in the window you are looking at, and I will receive them in e-mail. I'm happy to ask them on your behalf. Before we get into it, I'm going to hand it over to Mike Levin to run through the safe harbor. Michael Louis Levin ...