...Good afternoon, everybody. This is Tim Horan, the cloud and communications analyst here at Oppenheimer. Welcome to what I think is our 22nd or so year of our Tech and Communications Conference, this year, the second in a row that's virtual. And like last year, we are kicking it off with Verizon. It's just a day early this year because we have so many participants. Unfortunately, this is the time that DISH has decided to have their earnings call, so I apologize that for everyone who's kind of double booked here. But hopefully, you can all read that transcript because Matt's going to be much more entertaining and interesting. And with that, Matt, I think you might have an opening safe harbor statement. Matt Ellis ...