...Good morning, and good afternoon, everybody. I am Steve Powers. I'm the Head of Deutsche Bank's U.S. Consumer Goods Research, and I'm very happy to welcome Procter & Gamble back to our conference today. Joining us from P&G are Jon Moeller, the company's Vice Chairman and Chief Operating Officer; Andre Schulten, Chief Financial Officer; and John Chevalier, Senior Vice President of Investor Relations. We thank each of them for joining us. We thank each of you for joining as well. Now before we begin, just a few logistical points for those listening in. Jon is going to open things up with a brief update and overview presentation. And then we'll move on to Q&A. If you are joining us via the conference portal, you should see the ability to submit questions in the window in front of you. Please feel free to make liberal use of that at any time, and I'll do my best to integrate your questions into the conversation as we go when the time comes. And with that, over to you, Jon. Thanks for being...
