...Welcome, everyone, to Adobe MAX 2024 Investor Update. It's great to see so many friendly faces here from the investment community, some of our Board members in the back. Welcome, thanks for coming. Just curious, show of hands, how many of you were at the keynote this morning? Awesome. Okay. It's a tough act to follow when my big (technical difficulty) all go through from the stage. So with that, I'm going to jump into the legal disclaimer. If you would go to (technical difficulty) Joe, you might need to hard code the -- oh, there we go. So the statements we'll be making today do involve forward-looking statements that involve risk, uncertainty, and assumptions. Actual results could materially differ from those set forth in these statements, so please look at our risk factors. We'll also be including GAAP and non-GAAP financial metrics, so please look at the reconciliation that will be on the posted version of this deck, which you'll find on the IR website. Now, mind the distraction, but...