...Well, hello, everyone, and welcome to our 2024 analyst and investor day. We are coming to you live from AT&T Stadium, just outside of our hometown of Dallas, Texas. So thanks to all of you for making the trip down here to be with us. Before we begin, I need to call your attention to our Safe Harbor language. It says some of our comments today may be forward-looking. As such, they are subject to risks and uncertainties, described in AT&T's SEC filings. Results may differ materially. Our analyst and investor day materials will be posted to our IR website following today's prepared remarks, but please pay attention. We have an awesome agenda for you today. You're going to hear from several members of our senior leadership team. After we get through our presentations, we are going to have a Q&A session, so we ask you to hold your questions until then. The presentations and the Q&A are going to run a little over three hours, and we are going to have a short break about halfway through. With...